if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
I didn’t know Castiel kept a diary
or it could be Thor
I made these today when I was bored because FUCK the “friendzoned” assholes who think women they’re nice to are obligated to have sex with them.
literally now means figuratively. Congrats, morons. via
THHHE ENGLIGHS LANGUAGE EVOLVIGN??!???!?! NNO………….. THIS CANNOTN BE???????????????????
Language changing?? words becoming broader semantically?? LANGUAGE NOT SLOWLY DYING THROUGH LACK OF GROWTH????
OH THE HORROR
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened